by The Second City
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Nov 18, 2015
Earlier this week, telepathic presidential candidate Donald Trump mentioned to supporters in Tennessee that he has a keen ability to predict big things. Like terrorism. Similar to his knack for sniffing out profitable real estate locations, Trump claims that he “can feel it like I feel a good location … I really believe I have an instinct for this kind of thing.” Really? Yeah, really. And we were able to pin him down on some more of his mind-exploding predictions for the future.
Donald Trump’s List of Stuff that WILL Happen. Real Soon.
The future looks pretty great, you guys.
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Andrew Thorp is a writer, director and performer in Chicago. He is online education program head for The Second City Training Center Chicago and produces comedy shows via Thorpedo Productions.
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